Poaching Fish, Spanking Monkey

As an innocent in the world of blogging, I wasn't sure how people go about choosing their blogging name. One method is to base it on your astrological signs, which would make me something like, 'Poaching Fish, Spanking Monkey'; but I pooh-poohed that as, like all pisceans born in the Year of the Monkey, I consider astrology to be a lot of nonsense. So, working on the idea that someone’s blog is like a little history of themselves and remembering that elephants are extremely funny even when they are trying to be serious, I arrived at: HistoryElephant.